The other day Theron and I were talking about how many calories we burn when we work out. The key word in that sentence is "when." Anyways Ty overheard us talking and he asked "What does burn a calorie mean?" So Theron went into this long explanation of how a calorie is a measure of energy expenditure and so on...really boring...Later that day Ty and I were sitting on the couch just hanging out and he farted really loud and looked at me all surprised and said, "Mom, I just burned a calorie!" We started laughing and he farted again and said, "That one was two calories." So now in our family when we pass gas,toot, merdle, fart or whatever you'd like to call it we like to announce how many calories we have burned. And some of Theron's at least have to be 100 calories!
